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		<title>10 recordes extremamente bizarros</title>
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		<dc:creator>Flávio Silva</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1 – Maior número de colheres equilibradas na rosto O maior equilibrador de colheres nos rosto é um garoto de 9 anos chamado Joe Alisson, que mora no Reino Unido. Joe usa colheres de chá inoxidável, e equilibra 5 colheres na testa, 4 nas bochechas, 1 no nariz, 2 no lábio superior, uma em cada [...]]]></description>
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<div style="color: black; font-family: Arial, Verdana; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px; list-style-image: none; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; overflow-x: visible; overflow-y: visible; word-wrap: break-word; padding: 3px;">O cabelo mais longo do mundo é de Xie Qiuping e mede 5,5 metros. Ela vem deixando o cabelo crescer desde de 73. “ Não é um problema em tudo, já estou acostumada. Mas dá trabalho e tem que ter paciência”, explicou Xie.</div>
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<div style="color: black; font-family: Arial, Verdana; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px; list-style-image: none; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; overflow-x: visible; overflow-y: visible; word-wrap: break-word; padding: 3px;">O grito mais alto da história foi dado por Jill Drake em Londres. O estrondoso grito chegou aos incríveis 129 decibéis, apenas 10 a menos que o barulho criado por um motor a jato.</div>
<div style="color: black; font-family: Arial, Verdana; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px; list-style-image: none; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; overflow-x: visible; overflow-y: visible; word-wrap: break-word; padding: 3px;"><strong style="color: black; font-family: Arial, Verdana; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; list-style-image: none; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; word-wrap: break-word;">7 – Dieta mais estranha de todas</strong></div>
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<div style="color: black; font-family: Arial, Verdana; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px; list-style-image: none; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; overflow-x: visible; overflow-y: visible; word-wrap: break-word; padding: 3px;">Michel Lotito come metal e vidro desde de 1959 e diz ser capaz de comer 900g de metal puro por dia. Sua dieta desde de 1966 inclui: 18 bicicletas, 16 carrinhos de supermercado, sete aparelhos de televisão, seis candelabros, 2 camas, um avião de pequeno porte Cessna, entre outras coisas.</div>
<div style="color: black; font-family: Arial, Verdana; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px; list-style-image: none; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; overflow-x: visible; overflow-y: visible; word-wrap: break-word; padding: 3px;"><strong style="color: black; font-family: Arial, Verdana; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; list-style-image: none; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; word-wrap: break-word;">8 – Andar de bicicleta para atrás tocando violino</strong></div>
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<div style="color: black; font-family: Arial, Verdana; font-size: 14px; line-height: 28px; list-style-image: none; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; overflow-x: visible; overflow-y: visible; word-wrap: break-word; padding: 3px;">Christian Adam de Lübeck aprendeu a andar de bicicleta com 4 anos e violino com 12 anos. Desde de então ele vem combinando essas duas habilidades e quebrou o recorde mundial de andar de bicicleta para atrás tocando violino. O atual recorde é de 60Km em 5 horas e 19 minutos.</div>
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		<dc:creator>Flávio Silva</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Os hackers invadiram sites do governo, mas as bombas da semana não foram reveladas por esses guerrilheiros virtuais. As bombas da semana ficaram por conta das crianças. Testes de DNA revelaram que não é do ex-presidente Fernando Henrique Cardoso o filho de uma jornalista com quem teve um caso e ele assumiu como sendo seu. [...]]]></description>
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<p>Fonte:http://noticias.uol.com.br/</p>
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		<title>A Morte da Barata</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jun 2011 18:30:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Flávio Silva</dc:creator>
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		<title>Loteria troll: Homem leva pé na bunda e vira milionário!</title>
		<link>http://www.portalsnol.com/2011/03/21/loteria-troll-homem-leva-pe-na-bunda-e-vira-milionario/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=loteria-troll-homem-leva-pe-na-bunda-e-vira-milionario</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 16:26:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Flávio Silva</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Essa é a história do mais novo milionário, dono de uma fortuna de £17.799.986 (R$47.887.639,10 segundo o grande Google)! A ex-namorada de Matthew Breach queria muito sexo, mas ele era muito entediante. O resultado disso foi um pé na bunda, depois de 14 anos namorando com o chatão.  No dia seguinte Matthew não teve tempo [...]]]></description>
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<p>Essa é a história do mais novo milionário, dono de uma fortuna de  £17.799.986 (<strong>R$47.887.639,10</strong> segundo o grande Google)! A  ex-namorada de <strong>Matthew Breach</strong> queria muito sexo, mas  ele era muito entediante. O resultado disso foi um pé na bunda, depois  de 14 anos namorando com o chatão.  <span id="more-2470"></span><br />
No dia seguinte Matthew não teve  tempo pra tristeza, pois foi confortado pela notícia de que tinha ganho  na loteria local.</p>
<p>E como ficou a moça que  queria muito sexo? Segundo sua amiga: “Ela deve ser a mulher mais  azarada do país”. Veja como ela ficou:</p>
<p><img title="Ex: Forever alone" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_xJUhPrAyibc/TYJPvkivc8I/AAAAAAAADl0/i7asQi1CPT0/penabundamilionario4%5B3%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" border="0" alt="penabundamilionario4" width="543" height="304" /></p>
<p>E a moral nisso tudo? <strong>A  vida nem sempre é justa pra todo mundo. Com outros pode ser ainda pior!</strong></p>
<p><strong>Fonte: </strong>http://hugocamelo.blogspot.com</p>
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		<title>Top 10 do Ano de 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Dec 2010 11:08:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Flávio Silva</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Conheçam os videos e posts que fizeram sucesso em 2010 Elejam a Melhor Bunda de 2009 Papo Calcinha – Segredos Do Sexo Oral – I Torcida Feminina II Vídeogames de 1990 a 2009 Os 10 maiores roubos do mundo Muito molhado e muito transparente! Não sei qual é a graça! Papo Calcinha – Por trás [...]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.portalsnol.com/2009/12/26/elejam-a-melhor-bunda/" target="_self">Elejam a Melhor Bunda de 2009</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.portalsnol.com/2010/09/01/papo-calcinha-segredos-do-sexo-oral-i/" target="_self">Papo Calcinha – Segredos Do Sexo Oral – I</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.portalsnol.com/2009/12/14/torcida-feminina-ii/" target="_self">Torcida Feminina II</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.portalsnol.com/2009/12/17/videogames-de-1990-a-2009/" target="_self">Vídeogames de 1990 a 2009</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.portalsnol.com/2009/10/12/os-10-maiores-roubos-do-mundo/" target="_self">Os 10 maiores roubos do mundo</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.portalsnol.com/2009/10/12/muito-molhado-e-muito-transparente-nao-sei-qual-e-a-graca/" target="_self">Muito molhado e muito transparente! Não sei qual é a graça!</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.portalsnol.com/2010/09/01/papo-calcinha-por-tras-ta-valendo/" target="_self">Papo Calcinha – Por trás tá valendo</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.portalsnol.com/2010/09/05/papo-calcinha-engole-ou-cospe/" target="_self">Papo Calcinha Engole ou cospe?</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.portalsnol.com/2009/10/13/historias-de-amor-por-carolina-ferraz-marta-martinha/" target="_self">Historias de Amor – por Carolina Ferraz – Marta / Martinha</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.portalsnol.com/2009/11/18/quem-nao-gosta-nem-veja/" target="_self">Quem não gosta, nem veja!!!</a></p>
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		<title>10 Desastres absurdos do photoshop</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Dec 2010 14:51:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Flávio Silva</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1º. Amy Winehouse sai para passear com o Mãozinha da Família Addams. 2º. Dois pés esquerdos. 3º. Não deposite este cheque por que ele é falso. 4º. Sem cofrinho não da para por a moeda. 5º. Brazuca na lista. 6º. Egoísta ela não é. Nunca olha para o próprio umbigo. 7º. Os pés você só [...]]]></description>
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<div style="text-align: center;"><strong>1º.</strong> Amy Winehouse sai para passear com o Mãozinha da Família Addams.<br />
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2º.</strong> Dois pés esquerdos.<br />
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3º. </strong>Não deposite este cheque por que ele é falso.<br />
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4º.</strong> Sem cofrinho não da para por a moeda.<br />
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5º.</strong><strong> </strong>Brazuca na lista.<br />
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6º.</strong> Egoísta ela não é. Nunca olha para o próprio umbigo.<br />
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7º.</strong> Os pés você só vê com óculos 3D ou usando a imaginação.<br />
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8º.</strong> Menos 10 quilos em apenas 3 cliques.<br />
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9º.</strong> Aquela parte branca faz parte da roupa?<br />
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10º.</strong> 8gb no sol e 4gb na sombra.<br />
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		<title>Fail Compilation November 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Dec 2010 18:27:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Flávio Silva</dc:creator>
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		<title>Imbecil + Pistola = WTF</title>
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